28 April 2008

Miley Cyrus' Savvy Career Move

Miley Cyrus is everywhere! (Pick one) Every local TV channel is carrying the story of her claimed "embarrassment" at the glamorous photos in Vanity Fair.

My congratulations to the publicist who came up with this one. She was outgrowing the prepubescent girl demographic, and this manufactured "scandal" has, I have no doubt, jump started her move into the equally lucrative teenage boy demographic, just in time for her first movie. Ten million dollars couldn't buy the publicity this non-story is getting. The Disney money-machine has done it again!


  1. Miley Cyrus is FIFTEEN years old, she hasn't grown out of little girl enough to be "glamorous".

  2. Yes, that's true, but this is usa, where corporate profits trump morality.